We All Need a Good Laugh These Days!

Everyone needs a good laugh these days.  My sister continues to make me laugh.  This is from a few years back, but it is still funny!

The Laminator:  FYI  - almost had a near death experience in the library. Had my lanyard on…..reached over the laminator to make sure laminating paper was not getting wound back in…. when I felt a slight tug on my neck.  I looked down and my glamour photo was being pulled into the lamination.  Luckily,  because of my cat-like reflexes …. I pulled back and my picture ripped off my lanyard before my lanyard got pulled into the laminating machine. Would have been a long weekend if my lanyard got pulled in and I would be stuck.  Glad to be alive and going home. Have a great weekend! Cherish every minute.  :)

Now that March Madness has been called off.  Enjoy this rant by my sister.  What year was this?  I have no idea!  Still Funny.  Read to the end.

Basket Ball:  Did anyone see the push that Michigan State had?  On the replay there was a ref watching the whole thing and did nothing! Not only is the NBA dirty but these college refs are controlling who wins. I hate Michigan State and hope they lose the championship in 4 overtimes on a full court shot that spins around the rim 12 times before it goes in..   and the shooter was thrown to the ground during the shot, hits his head, receives a concussion and nothing is called. Only then will I feel justice was served! Wow! I feel better already! Read Personal Foul by Tim Donaghy and you will never view basketball the same way ever again.

Later that day....

Ok, I don't really hate Michigan all that much anymore.  Last night I watched the last 10 minutes of the game and thought Virginia was Arizona.  I was screaming and hollering, cussing out Michigan. Then there are all these emails about if Arizona wins....blah blah blah....and I am thinking, "Good God!  Don't these people know Arizona lost last night?

I had Rahn come in and read these emails from these stupid people....    Then I was told by Kollin , John  and Rahn that it was Virginia who lost last night, not Arizona!

I think I may have had a seizure or stroke.
So.....never mind and  It's all good ...unless Michigan beats Arizona

Last Message.......

Ok, want to know something even funnier?  Maybe even scarier?  I picked Michigan to win last night.  
I think I need to print out my bracket and have it with me when I am watching basketball.  
A picture of the team jerseys might be helpful too.. Just sayin.

And that's my sister!  Don't cross her!