Now lest you all gasp with shock---this sister is not a Lesbian!!! BUT SHE USED TO BE A CLOSET----EXERCISER!!!
I remember the days when she used to get up at 4:00 am in the morning and go for her walks or runs----all because she wanted to exercise in the dark so no one would ever see her while she was exercising!! So if I wanted to go for a walk with her, I'd have to get up before dawn! That lasted only a couple of days for me especially once winter set in.
So something changed for my sista. My best guess is that she passed the 50 mark and has gained the freedom that all sisters deserve but don't experience until the wisdom of the 50's sets in.
50's Motto: Who the hell cares what other people see us doing! Celebrate Freedom!!!
Just so you know how life-changing coming out of the exercise closet is.......just check out this KC star link for pictures of the sista exercising in 100 degree weather!!!!!! Click on Faces at English Landing Park. It can be found on the 2nd page of Community Faces. Laura is wearing a red tank top and a yellow headband holding a green ball.
"Oh she is so light and carefree as she works her ass off!"
I'm raising my glass to you, Laura!!

2 comments:
Oh you are just too funny Sue! You are the 20th century Erma Bombeck!! Yes, I have emerged from my darkness and embraced the light, along with the heat and humidity!! And having a ball doing it!
You just wait, some day I will be just rippling muscles and you will be coming to me to rip out your shrubs with my bare hands!!! LOL
Love love love the pic Laura. Sue is just jealous of dedication to a life time of fitness.
I think the only fair payback is to run the donkey video of Sue. You could title it..."Outing an ASS" Ha ha ha ha
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