Just so you can all clear the date on your calendar, Wayne and I will become empty nesters again on Saturday, August 14th!!! So on Sunday, August 15th we're hosting a naked house celebration!!!
No it has nothing to do with the fact that all the kids' crap is no longer cluttering the house and now the house looks empty and naked. Who cares about that!!!!
What really matters is that now we can reclaim our house as a naked house zone!!! We can flit about our house in the buff any time we want to. We can chase each other up and down the stairs, jump up and down on couches and beds, sit on the kitchen table eating our bowls of cereal in the morning OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT TAKES OUR FANCY---free from all restrictive clothing!!!! Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last!
So come help us celebrate---anytime on Sunday.
6 comments:
I will NOT be attending the Naked Festival at your house on Sunday.
I like visualizing you and Wayne with clothes on!
Do the neighborhood a favor and keep the shades down!!!
I will look for you on Monday!
Hmmmmm..... glad you have that option, since as you know, we have our youngest occupying her former bedroom. Sigh..... Otherwise, the dogs wouldn't really care. :-)
As much as I like you and Wayne, I doubt we will be attending. I hate to put images into my brain that I would not want to recall later. Also, these bodies are not parading around anybody else naked. I wouldn't want to strike anyone blind due to the shock of such a thing.
Regardless of our position, do keep your shades down for the benefit of your neighbors that you currently get along well with. Also enjoy your newfound freedom!
Dear God! These images are not burned into my psyche for ever! Chasing someone one nude up the stairs did make me laugh but jumping up and down on the furniture nude is a bad bad visual. Also sitting on the kitchen table nude? Really? You will never have another guest gather at your table again. Except some poor unsuspecting fool like poor Melissa. If I only knew her last name I would warn her.
The next time you call me a sick woman I'll just file down this blog and cut and paste this baby right back to you to remind you who the sick one really is.
I am sure people will wonder why the entire neighborhood has their shades pulled. Except Pete. I expect that he'll have his video camera out and I'll be seeing you and Wayne on U-tube sometime soon.
The family name is precariously close to being ruined. Happy nude day.
P.S Happy Birthday Wayne. YOu and Obama share the same birthday. Lucky you!
If I had known it was President Obama's birthday as well as Wayne's, I would have sent my singing telegram to the White House. Wayne got his in person! Lucky him and the rest of the neighborhood!
Just a reminder that Sunday is the day!!!
Celebrate naked house at the Martins!!!!
(Hayley will be here---but she doesn't mind naked:)
SEe and I thought it was LAST Sunday which is why I didn't call you then. :-)
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