7/12/10

Darn Public Librarian!

Remind me to never be a self-righteous librarian who stops a patron who is trying to explain something and say, "I know what I'm doing."!

Stopped at the local library today to gather more books for Hayley so I don't go crazy reading the same book 100,000 times.  Now, being the way-advanced techy library they are, they let you check out your own materials (so they will have time to do more important things than patron relationship-building!!!).  Being the tech saavy person that I am, I started checking out my pile only to be told that one book was on hold and I couldn't check it out so I should see the librarian.  Then another item that was pulled in through an interlibrary loan from outside the system, rang up as another title when I ran the barcode.  So I needed to see lady librarian for two items of concern.

While trying to explain that I must have used the wrong barcode for the interlibrary loan item, the librarian quickly scanned a different barcode that was located on an attached slip.  When I tried to tell her she needed to check in the other barcode--she just looked at me and said---"I know what I'm doing."---with a simpering little smile.

Just about jumped over the counter and strangled the bi........  But, being level-headed and calm, I figured I could be wrong (I know, not likely being the librarian extraordinaire that I am) about the process.  I didn't even ask for her to run my final account so I could see the list of books cause I knew I'd be nasty if I found the wrong book still sitting on my account.

Well I checked my account tonight, and GUESS WHAT!!!!  The damn book is on my account.  She was so busy informing my of her expertise that she wasn't even listening to what I was trying to tell her---cause we grandmas are just so simpleminded, ya know. 

So now the dilemma is, how do I want to approach the......woman?  Any advice?

2 comments:

Paula said...

I'd take that book and stick it sideways up her ass. What a bitch! You go there and be the bitch I know you are! :) Don't hold back she deserves a bitch slap across the face.

If you get arrested take pictures.

msfrizzel said...

I wish I had advice, but my mind is mush from laying in a lake all week. Once it is functioning again, I'll see what I can come up with.