9/6/14

Still Having Fun

My Birthday this year was a memory keeper.  So I have to put it down in print so I can enjoy it again and again.

Cards started coming in a few days early from friends and family that lived afar.  Always good to hear from them.  

And it's a tradition now that one of my friends and I always take each other out for a mani or pedi for our birthdays.  Love the gift of time with a friend;  two good things all wrapped into one.

Another good friend knows my love of plants, so she brought me a beautiful orchid like the one I had been admiring in her home.  She hand delivered it the afternoon of my birthday, along with TWO cards.  One for the birthday queen--she still recognizes my royal wonderfulness-- and the other depicting our homes still right next door to each other in her imaginary neighborhood.  She will always be my neighbor of the heart!  I think I will keep these 2 cards so that in my old age when I can't get out of my chair in the nursing home, I can read them over and over again and wonder, "who the hell sent me these cards?".

Makes me laugh to just think about it.

Things heated up when my sister got involved--isn't that always the case?  I made a simple request on Facebook:




Since it was my birthday, I thought this was a reasonable request.  Over the next 2 days this is the conversation that took place!




Oh, aren't they enjoying themselves at my expense!!  On MY Birthday! So I shot off a response the next day.  And by the way, Paula has officially ruined the viewing pleasure of one of my favorite shows!



Round 2:  Time to put Paula and Laura in their place!




I should have known better!




Now my friend Jane wants part of the craziness!






Round 3:  I WIN!!!




Oh, the sweet taste of Victory!!



How could I not want to remember this 58th birthday?  How will we ever top this one?  Patty, Paula, and Laura, you have one year to plan the next foray!!

Oh, and Patty, you'll be happy to know that I invited Pete and Laura over to sample some of your Pecan Goodness.  Your bars were a hit!!

Now it's time to party with Hayley, cause she turned 6 on Sept. 5th.  Oh the birthdays she'll have.  Hope they're as fun as mine!!


8/17/13

Further Adventures with Grandma Patty

Just had to add this story from a day in the life of Patty.  It is a gem.  Enjoy the read.


Our trip to Magic Kingdom was a great experience, but even then had good and bad. I discovered that the drive to Disney was farther than I had anticipated and that an accident on the highway further slowed us down.
Space Mountain was our first destination with a wait time of 70 minutes – Bad. The Good news was that it was only a 40 minute wait, and Ev loved it. I read a notice about a Disney Experience App for your phone that would tell you the wait time for every ride in the park. I thought, hey, why not? I warn you – DON’T DO IT! That bugger zapped the power from my phone in no time – leaving me with no way to call, text or take pictures within a couple of hours. Thank goodness I took my actual camera along – Good. We enjoyed many more rides (Good) as the temperature soared -Bad. Everson decided that his feet hurt and he was tired, so we could go home (Bad). 
I said no way, encouraged him along, and we stumbled across the Celebration parade from the beginning! (Very Good) Ev loved the floats, characters, and he waved back at all those who waved at him. Very cute.
We rode a few more rides including the Haunted Mansion, and by this point we were on a mission to find some lunch. It had to be something that would appeal to both of us. This restaurant had seafood – bad for EV, this one had just hotdogs – bad for both, that one was just too expensive – bad for Grandma. During this hunt for food, another parade cropped up and we were caught on the one side with limited amenities. Sigh, corndogs and a bag of chips became lunch due to raging hunger.
After the parade passed, it was time to explore Frontierland and ride the Mine Railroad. It was closed for repair – Bad. We decided to take the raft and explore Tom Sawyer’s Island – something I had never done in all my trips there – Good. Massive heat and no breeze– Bad. On the way back across the lake, we talked to two young ladies who are interning at Disney and were enjoying their time off at the park. They invited us to accompany them to the Mine Railroad which was back open (Good) AND be part of their Fastpass group -Very Good. Ev LOVED walking past all the people in the “regular” line of which he had been part of all day while complaining about those that went in the Fastpass line. 
As we parted ways with these generous young ladies, one gave us Fastpasses to use for our next ride, Splash Mountain-Again Very Good. After enjoying that ride, we cooled down with frozen lemonades and I shopped in the store. When we were ready to leave with our baby girl gifts in hand, we found that it had started pouring down rain outside-Bad. 
After cooling our heels in the store a little longer, we headed through what had turned into just a sprinkle of rain-Good. Unfortunately, the next rides we wanted to enjoy were still closed due to lightning in the area-Bad. We eventually made our way to the Pirates of the Caribbean which was still open-Good. Ev liked it so much, that we rode it three times while it was pouring down rain again-Very Good.
After having corndogs for lunch, I was determined to have something tastier for dinner. You wouldn’t think it would be that difficult. Each place we tried either wasn’t taking any more names or was closed. Seriously?-Bad We continued trekking around the kingdom and wound up back in Tomorrowland. We hit the Laugh Show with Monsters Inc characters and the Peoplemover-Good. We were just ready to board the Astro Orbiter when it was closed due to more lightning-Bad timing. We finally found a place to eat nearby which looked out over the landscaping and castle – very pretty –Good. 
By then, people were lining up for the Electric Light Parade. Did we take seats? (Bad) No, you know me. We could check out one or two more attractions before it started if we kept going. (Good-right?) As we headed towards Adventureland, lightning streaked across the sky. Yes, the Jungle Cruise closed again-Bad. However, no one was guarding the entrance to the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, so we scampered up before anyone could see us and I explained the whole story to Ev.
Afterwards, I decided to break down and buy the Disney ponchos due to the continuing rain. (Good?) Hot, sweaty, and eventually really not necessary afterall. (Bad? – sigh) The Electric Light Parade was postponed twice due to the weather. We finally found a place to watch it from on the second level of the train station, so that Ev could see over all the tall adults-Good. Unfortunately, we were crammed down at the end and peering around this Asian family whose daughter kept her arms hanging out over the railing. (Semi-Bad) Ev loved the lighted floats-Good.
We headed down towards the castle to see the fireworks before leaving and found a curb to sit on-Good. This laser-light show was flashing on the castle re-enacting various Disney films, and we weren’t sure if fireworks would ever start. Ev decided that his feet hurt so much, he didn’t care about the fireworks. (Good & Bad?) We headed out of the park and caught the ferry back to the trams. As the ferry crossed the “pond”, we had the best view of the fireworks you could get! (Very good) The tram took us directly to our car, so no midnight hunting ensued for a car I don’t usually drive and may or may not recognize -Also Very Good.
On the way home, Ev jumped at the chance to play his 3-DS even though he has so tired and it was the end of a v-e-r-y l-o-n-g day. I was cruising home, rethinking the day, singing with the radio and eventually realized that the gas tank was on empty! (BAD) Hmmm… most of the exits with gas stations were far behind. I finally saw one ahead with a sign for a town I recognized, H for hospital, and four choices of gas stations – Good! As I exited and headed towards the sign for the town I recognized, I realized that the exit split and the fork I didn’t take was the one going to the gas stations. So did I mention that my phone died early in the day? I am on a road with NO lights, NO businesses or houses, NO way to turn around, NO phone, a six year old in the car, and the fuel needle that is sitting on E! (BAD) Is this a horror story in the making??? I drove and prayed for what seemed forever before spotting a gas station ahead-GOOD! I fueled up, confirmed that I was close to I-95, and headed on home to bed. A sigh of relief was heard the world over. If you didn’t hear it, you weren’t listening. 

9/18/12

Couple's Weekend


Had a great time in St. Louis on Couple's Weekend.  Or should I say on the way to, from, and in St. Louis??

We boarded the Amtrak train to St. Louis at 7:15 am last Saturday morning:  nine brave souls, one 5-hour train ride, lots of snacks and games, and Mary Poppins to boot!  (You know who you are Poppins!!!)

Little did my friends know that I relished the idea of a captive audience for 5 straight hours (both ways!)............  I regaled them with my wit, my card/game playing prowess, and my 20 questions scintillating mysteries!!  And we didn't even get around to cracking open the wine that Poppins had in her carpet bag.

I must say, getting kicked out of the dining car because we couldn't make our one cup of tea last for 4 hours was a bit surprising---but we were good sports---we picked up our cards and left without sharing any hand signals with the train's engineer (who was spread out all over one of the 6 tables available to dining guests....).  

Wasn't really impressed with the demeanor of the Amtrak employees that we encountered.  But that never stopped us from having fun.  

Now I must mention that 2 of our party were poopers---they called in sick.  So we replaced one of the them with a delightful young woman named Karen.  (Karen and I got along great as she basically worshipped the ground I walked on :)  I think it was the 20 questions gig that sent her over the moon.  Needless to say---Karen will be invited back to our next couples weekend--should our 2 poopers poop out again!!!!

Our hotel was fabulous--simply fabulous!  That means they fed us free food!!  Chili, hot dogs, mac and cheese, baked potatoes, chips and salsa and lots of cheese dip.  Oh and 3 free alcoholic drinks!!!!  3 sheets to the wind later.......we stumbled out the door to the jazz clubs  where we encountered some good music.  I don't think the "cool" crowd even clued in to the fact that we were all pretty much sleeping sitting up after 9:00 pm!  OK maybe it was closer to 11:00 pm before we all closed our eyes and basically swayed ourselves to sleep listening to the music.  

Back to the hotel to sleep and prepare for our free breakfast!!!!  Oh, yah.  Before all the free evening hors d'ouvres we did get in some sight seeing:  The St. Louis Arch and a short cruise up and down the old Mississippi River.  

Sunday greeted us with a leisurely free hot breakfast.  The more adventurous of us checked out the courthouse  (I really don't know why--but hey, there is no accounting for why my couple friends do what they do!!)  Then it was hot tubbing for some who remembered to pack a swimsuit.  They weren't keen on the idea of my relaxing in the tub with them in my birthday suit, so I graciously found something else to do.



At 10:00 am it was off to the Metro and out to Forest Park to check out the zoo and the museums.  Some of us visited the History Museum---Karen and Patty, send me the underwear picture so I can post it!!!  Some of got cultural at the Art Museum, and those feeling frisky checked out the hippos at the zoo.  I must say, Forest Park was great.  So much for us to do and all of it was free!!  Of course we didn't have time to check out all the venues.  That just means we have to go back.

By 2:00 pm it was time to head back to the hotel to pick up the luggage and then head back to Amtrak for our 5 hour trip home.  (A few of us did stop at Union Station to do a little shopping before we made it back to Amtrak).

Amtrak-always being on time, as the desk attendant informed us--pulled up at 4:00 pm and off we went.  So once again I had a captive audience.  If Karen had only played her music more loudly, we could have danced in the aisles.......But being easy going, we played more games--of which Patty and Karen kept winning.  Poppins kept checking her carpet bag for more needed items.  We also ventured back into the dining car to find the same old vendor behind the counter---old sourpuss.  This time the dining car was filled with alcoholics consuming even more alcohol.  Seems alcohol and computer users were deemed worthy of monopolizing the tables -- so we found a table and I ordered a hot tea and we broke out the cards.  Bob and I were beating the pants off of Patty and Wayne when we arrived back at the KC Union Station.  

The train was on time--of course.  Goodbyes were said, hugs all around, and then I realized that we were giving rides back home to some of these people.  So all the hugging hoopla was really quite unnecessary!!  It was close to 10:00 pm so I can be forgiven my temporary memory loss :)

We truly had a fun weekend.  Enjoyed just about every minute of it!  Now I'm thinking of Amtrak to Glacier National Park......hmmm...  that one should be good for about 48 hours of captive audience!!!!



6/20/12

A few pictures, more to come

Bought some real estate while in London!

They still have phone booths in London!

Start of the journey---while we were still friends--enjoying our tea in London.

Gnomeo does London Parliament.

A little London porn for Laura and her Gnomeo!

True Art!



Hungarian Stew in Budapest



Monkey Lovers near Vienna, Austria- Monastery Gardens

Brenda wanted to set a new London Fashion for all the rainy weather we were having.  She kept swiping all the hotel shower caps.

Freaky Angel at Sacre Coeur church


Just for Laura and her little gnome!

Gnomeo in Paris!

Bee House in Paris Gardens--Just for you Laura (Bee Queen)


Wayne and Brenda in a Paris Garden

Should I be concerned?  Brenda showing a little shoulder at the top of the air traffic control tower in Vienna (that is where Lucas works.)

Prague, Day 2:

Had a great breakfast and finally some tea.  I've been on a tea fast while here in Europe.  I'm used to having hotels that have coffee/tea in the room.  Not available in all of our hotels.

One thing we've had to get used to, having to buy water when we are out dining.  They don't offer tap water here.  If you drink water---you buy it, or carry around an empty bottle and fill it at the hotel tap in your room.  They have good drinking water so I'm not sure why they just don't serve it in restaurants.

We took off on our 3 hour tour of Prague.  Small tour group and great tour guide.  Saw the castle district, Old Town, Wenceslas Square (Where the old King Wenceslas song came from), the Jewish district, etc.

Left Betty back at the hotel and then took the tram back to Old Town to walk the streets.  I love the clocks--so I had to take pictures of the Atomic Clock.  Have no idea how it works, just like the looks of it.

Dinner tonight was spent at the same restaurant, very relaxing on the terrace.  We were already reminiscing about the journey.  I lost my umbrella, Brenda lost her neck pillow with watch attached, and Wayne quipped that he "lost his mind"!!   Made us laugh hysterically.........

We fly out tomorrow afternoon.  See everyone soon.  We get back to KC around 9:30 pm Wednesday night.

I'm sure I'll be tired for the next two weeks!

The Queen will need her rest.  Feel free to come by and pay your regards (after Wednesday :)

Susan, "Her Majesty of her own front porch"

6/19/12

Got my hands on a real computer!!!  Well we were spoiled in Budapest.  Our hotel was top notch---not so in Prague.

We rode a coach bus for 7 hours from Budapest to Prague.  Got to see the countryside and how regular rural people live.  Got into the Prague bus depot around 1:45 pm.  We had to take the metro and then transfer to a tram (first tram ride in Europe) in order to get to our hotel.  It was hotter than hell, and I was ready to throw Grandma from the train :)  Betty is a trooper and should get a medal for all the stairs, trains, metros, and trams she has had to jump on and off from.  Think of a 78 year old, dragging a suitcase and trying to struggle on and off the transport before the doors slam shut on her.   I know that both Brenda and Betty were terrified that they would get separated from Wayne and myself.  (It would have been so easy to lose those two---and Steve, Brenda's husband, did offer to pay us to lose Brenda in Europe---but we don't think he really meant it :)

So we found our hotel only to discover that it is not AIR CONDITIONED!!!  90 some degrees out and no air conditioning!!!  Thank the Lord that these old buildings keep cooler than the outside temps.  Wayne and I also got a smoking room, so I had to go down and be the queen B and demand a non-smoking room as per our reservation.  They found us one on the first floor which was cooler than the 3rd floor.  Not a good first impression of our hotel.  But the staff has been very accommodating.  So we'll survive for 2 nights.  They also have a great breakfast spread, similar to the one in Budapest.  And food always cheers me up:)

Today it is off for a city tour.  We've hired a company that will pick us up at the hotel---no more hikes to the city center for Betty.  We're treating her royally this last day.  We are even taking a taxi to the airport.  We figure she deserves some perks.  Both she and Brenda vow they will no longer leave North America :)
I think they will kiss the ground when we land in New York.

Are you feeling sad that the European blog is ending?  I know some of you only read it for Paula's responses---and now there won't be any more :(

(I think Laura and Paula have some kissing up to do---or they might both disappear from this blog's reading list----I am the Queen and I do have that power.  I'll have to ponder my options before I do anything rash.  It will also give them time to assuage my hurt feelings..........)

The Queen


6/16/12

Budapest

We rode a fast speed train to Budapest this morning. It took 2 and 1/2 hours. We're now in the eastern block area and it shows. Everything is dumpier with lots of big dilapidated square apartment blocks. But the city center is beautiful and very ornate. We found our hotel to be the best one yet! And it has been the cheapest. It's very modern on the inside even though it is in an old building. We have two bedrooms with small kitchen. They even gave us a complementary bottle of wine and chocolates on our pillows. Very gracious people and the concierge is quite handsome--eyebrow wiggle wiggle..... We went out for a late lunch and Wayne LOVED his Hungarian duck in blackberry brandy sauce with fried potato balls. When he cracked a smile after he had finished, we all laughed until we almost peed our pants......Brenda who was sitting across from him was trying to be so diplomatic--but Wayne's teeth were died blue from the sauce. He looked like a kid who had sucked on a blue popsicle!! His teeth looked like they were rotten. We took a picture but I'm not sure it will do justice. After dining we hopped on the tour bus for an overview of the town. The weather is hot and sunny. We'll be missing those cool overcast days of London and Paris. Upon returning home for the evening, Brenda discovered the free sangria. For the next hour she was running back and forth trying to refill our cups. After her third glass she decided to go to bed as she was seeing double:) More adventure tomorrow.