What Do I Get My Girlfriends for Their Birthdays?

I admit it!!! I am horrible at shopping for gifts---for ANY occasion!  I am not a shopper. I do not enjoy shopping - even for myself!  

Unless you are a cute little girl of eight or nine - and related to me - I don't have a clue what to get you for your birthday.  I am totally unaware of my friends' home decor, dressing preferences, jewelry preferences, favorite colors, etc.  (I do remember their wine preference--but I've overdone the wine and Mani-pedi gifts.)  They do deserve a little more thought from me - but it is so HARD!

So, Patty's birthday arrives in a few days. Think, think, think, think.....

Time to think outside the box.... 

I wonder if Patty has ever experienced a Brazilian Wax???

Or perhaps it's time for a new look....

I hear that Botox does wonders!  

Is Patty ready to take a leap into the unknown???  

Getting more down-to-earth, might be Patty's style....

Every girl could use a little "Specialty Shapewear"!!!!

Last but not least, when I'm running out of ideas, I can always buy Patty a new T-shirt.  She loves to buy new T-shirts.  She buys them everywhere she goes.  

Now I know this is a "maternity" t-shirt, but I know Patty is innovative and she'll find a great way to use this little gem.

So what to you all think???  Have I achieved the "out of the box" gift-shopping plan for Patty? 

Please, feel free to weigh in....I'd love other people's input!